You guys, you guys!
I had an amazing idea!

Crocodile hunter!

Yeah! Singing and dancing and all that is great, but I should freaking hunt crocodiles! It'd be amazing!
It's totally my calling.
I bet John-Paul could even teach me how! He could totally beat up a crocodile! and then turn around and play with cute otters, because he's amazing like that.

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Sent: 9:00 AM, Tuesday, September 21

Kimmyyyyyy!
You need to come home NOW!
Before he catches me singing and dancing with the cat in my pajamas again.
Bad plan, Kimmy!